Monday, March 10, 2008
job week camp is over.i reported at 0730 on 8/3.camp ended at 1730 on 10/3.i raised $162 in total.first day i raised $147.second day $15.last day,all ventures and sec 3 scouts go katong play LAN.i followed them reluctantly and my junior,fongsin,also never play the games.we saw hongliang and his team get owned by panghian in dota.lol.panghian beyond godlike.good news!Albert Nai,Assistant District Commissioner(Katong),a.k.a SUNBIRD is coming back!lol we ventures were camp staff during job week.camp staff damn fun.first night after the scouts lights out at 2330,ventures went out for supper.after that i slept earliest.lol,yanghao,ex-sir,told us that camp staff is like pig(eat,sleep,make noise).in truth we eat,sleep and shout.houston is back.dunno leh,all the leaders like tone down liao.the sec 1s dare to answer back to houston leh.in our times we will tio pump if we talk like that ar.anyway sec 1s,congratulations!u guys are now full-fledged scouts.you are no longer tenderfoots and i am proud to welcome u guys into the international brotherhood of scouts.may u live by the scout promise and law forevermore.
FIRST NIGHT:ventures play taiti and hongliang,hongwei,kimshen,wenxian,yongzhi(all the sec 4 ventures who got go for the camp) suan me.basket,finish a match go shout huiyan.i sleeping they come kaopeh me on my lousy taste.say what huiyan f**king ugly.i showed them a saibu the next day but they say huiyan still ugly.after dinner,me,hongliang and wenxian go teach sec 1s tenderfoot(a uninvested scout) knowledge.houston come see us teach.nabeh,basically all the info is i do one lah.after that the sec 1s go outside fall in.they start fidgeting.houston ask them knock it down 20.its like so little lah...they look at each other and then go pumping position.no one ask for permission to start...-.-'''.in the end houston fed-up ask them recover.
LAST NIGHT:Sunbird came to visit his favourite troop.told us he will come back.turns out he will become our SL(Scout Leader).sad la,for sec 1s.never see albert before when he sadistic.basket,i still remember my PLTC.he damn scary.yongzhi,panghian,siawhui and i went to give sec 2,3s footdrill.SIRS Justin,Jun Xiang and Houston came to watch us.nabeh,wear retainers hard to pronounce footdrill commands properly.budden the scouts never tio f**cked by us.the sec 1s kenna pumped and made to run by hongliang and gang as well as by SIRS Yang Hao And Peng Yuan.they kenna coz SIR Justin damn fed-up with them in the morning.water parade that time got 1 f**king stupid sec 1 talk rubbish.ask them drink half of 1.5litre water bottle they go ask how much.all the scouts kenna f**ked by justin lor.lol they sad.they wake up at 0500 we wake up at 0700.they pumping that time we ventures still sleeping.justin ask flag break tell us must tekkan the sec 1s coz they ill-disciplined.after we finished footdrill,justin told the sec 2,3s about his scouting life.he joke that his venture squad next year only got 6 ppl.(sec 3s only got 6 ppl).
we had a lot of jokes during the camp.most funny is yongzhi's imitation of SIR Tah Hong(STH) and Kenneth Yee (KY) during Be Prepared Camp'06.
STH:What Is The First Scout Law?
KY:On My Honour....
STH:What?What?You Don't Even Know The Difference Between the Scout Law And Promise.You Are A F**king Tenderfoot!
Excerpt From Conversation from STH To P.Ls Of Be Prepared Camp'06:
STH:When I Ask You To Run,You Run.When I Ask You To Call Your Men Back,You Call Them Back.Is That Clear?Is That Clear?ANSWER ME!From Now On,You Shall Be The Lowest Life-Form In This Camp,Until You Can Prove Yourself.Is That Clear?Is That Clear?ANSWER ME!
A Kenneth Yee a.k.a(Dr Sex) Joke:
Male:Hey,Are You A Sargeant?
Female:No.Why?
Male:Because You Made My Privates Stand.
there was also jokes about kenneth yee by yongzhi,panghian and siawhui.its about kenneth yee in the army next year(he's 17 this yr.)the jokes are called "The Life Stories Of Kenneth Yee Han Jin".story 1 is about him catching mas selamat by whanging.mas selamat kenna hit in the eyes by his kum.he kenna blinded,etc etc.there are alot more.
Thought Of The Day:We Ventures Got A Lot Of Fun Times Together.We Will Stay As ONE,Coz We Went Through Hell And Back Together.This Is Our Last Camp Before We Part.THANK YOU BROTHERS,FOR EVERYTHING.Labels: Scouts
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